THE COMMON FART
The Common Fart is the fart heard most often. It is a
very close relative of the "Ripper", but is released with less force. It is
usually heard in groups where people aren't yet comfortable with farting amongst each
other. Therefore, one person in the group gets up some nerve and releases this
common-sounding fart in such a manner that everyone now feels comfortable with group
flatulence.. Usually there is no smell with the Common Fart.
THE ANXIOUS FART
The Anxious Fart is let in a place where someone does
not want the fart to be heard. You may have seen men and women in book stores or grocery
stores, or even on the street, letting these farts. They are generally controlled, usually
barely audible, and require much skill to master.
THE COUGHING FART
The Coughing Fart is one that the farter tries to
cover up with a cough. My dad used to let these farts all the time when he worked at the
Bingo Hall. He would stand at the back of the hall and cough, just as a nice "common
fart" was let. It can be embarrassing for the farter, and those around the farter, if
the timing is off at all, or if the fart is longer than anticipated.
THE WET FART
The Wet Fart is one that sounds
quite juicy. Quite often this fart is cause for alarm, and an indication that a trip to
the toilet is imminent.
This fart is similar to the
ripper, except it has a bit of a hollow, windy sound to it. This is due to farter blowing
all the gas out quickly. This fart will almost always get a laugh.
TIGHT BUN FART
This fart is always
recognizable. It sounds like the farter's buns were so tight that he/she was in pain while
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One of the best farts around is The
Ripper. It is loud, rough, and always raises an eyebrow or two. Characteristics of The
Ripper often show up in other farts, but make no mistake - this fart is a single, powerful
gas-bubble that comes screaming from the farter's butt.