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| Bashing Women |
- Why did God give men penises?
- So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
- How is a woman like a laxative?
- They both irritate the shit out of you.
- What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
- A woman that won't do what she's told.
- What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist
down?
- Marriage.
- Why are hangovers better than women?
- Hangovers will go away.
- What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
- Its Braille for "suck here".
- Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance
than to improving their minds?
- Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
- What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts
that a 25 year old doesn't?
- Her navel.
- Why do men die before their wives?
- They want to.
- Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
- He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
- What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a
pitbull?
- Lipstick.
- What's a wife?
- An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework
done.
- Why do women have tits?
- So men will talk to them.
- Why do women close their eyes during sex?
- They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
- What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives
women wild?
- Money.
- What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light
bulb?
- You can unscrew a light bulb.
- Why do women have periods?
- They deserve them.
- Why did God make man first?
- He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder.
- If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you,
what have you done wrong?
- Why was the woman crossing the road?
- Who cares! What's she doing out of the kitchen?
- How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
- What's the difference between your wife and your job?
- After 5 years your job will still suck.
- Why can't you trust woman?
- How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and
doesn't die.
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